Motorbike clothing

Questions and Answers

Anyone know where I can get Ducati motorbike clothing for a baby?

Q) Im trying to get something Ducati related for a birthday present for my boyfriends nephew who will be 1 year old next week. My boyfriend is well into Ducati motorbikes and is determined to get his nephew (also his godson) into them. He bought him a kids ride on motorbike for Xmas which he absolutely loves. Any help would be appreciated.

A) Try http://www.babybiker.com/

Hi, anyone know any good vfm motorbike clothing retailers?

Q) I'm looking for a 2 piece set of black leathers with padding eg spine shoulders elblows ( hope to be getting an R1 soon!). Don't want to pay Frank Thomas or Hein Gericke prices. ( web or London based sites useful. ) I don't need anything too flash and I'm an average fit. Ta Declan

A) Try http://stores.ebay.co.uk/click2buy-Leathers - I bought a jacket from them a couple of weeks ago and it's brilliant value !!!

Motorbike license in UK?

Q) Thinking of taking lessons over 4 days with a test on the fifth day. Bike hire, lessons, test and protective clothing are aincluded in a price i've seen for £550, is this competitive and is it too short/long to learn what i need? I've only driven mopeds before and now will be going for the full license, and i am over 21. Also, whats the best, in your opinion, bike manufacturer and any recomendations?

A) Not a bad price for direct access and the 5 day should get you through your test but remember that you will then need to gain the experience to become a safe and good rider Advise if I might is to do exactly what your instructor tells you. Listen to him/her and no one else. You will be paying good money for this and they are the ones that are ultimately responsible to getting you through and they will do it well if you let them and LISTEN PROPERLY. Good luck with that anyway Bikes are all so very different and I can only suggest that you get that test over with and go out and look at a few to decide on the choice that suits you and your pocket All the japanese stuff is generally good. Well made and reliable but again your choice Either way ride safe when you get that test over with and see you out there sometime One thing's for sure "you won't regret it"

where in London are markets with clothes and stuff for motorbikes users?

A) Peckham, Look for Trotters independant traders, Theyve got evrything you need.

Is Osama Bin Laden having a mid life crisis?

Q) He looks like he is using just for men, and I've heared that he buying a motorbike, and has started wearing trendy clothes?

A) Haha!! ye I think he is! Pity he has been able to live to mid life to have his crisis but it definately looks like he has had the grecian 2000 out and on his beard anyway! Wonder why he feels the sudden need to spruce himself up a bit?

Vaseline has its uses........?

Q) Jim wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Jim a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Jim is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Jim remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

A) was a long joke but well worth it very funny a star from me to you

Flags and how they are worn.?

Q) I am an amateur vexilogist, a student of flags, their design, symbolism, history, use and the rest.. I now live in Asia after travelling for a little while in many countries and I have noticed that the British Union Jack or Union Flag is often worn as a fashion statement on anything from motorbike crash helmets to T-shirts, on jeans, underpants, and shoes. It appears far more often than other flags or national symbols. Many nations of course would be mortified at such a move but not the British, and thank God for that too. My query is why do so many people were another country’s flag on their clothes and why the Union Jack overwhelmingly? Thank you Troll I am quite aware of the distinction and how it came about. And thank you everyone who contributted but I want to know why so many foreigners wear the British national flag (Jack or flag call it what you will). Is this simply a fashion statement, and why would another national want to wear the symbol of another country on their person?

A) Unfortunately Troll is wrong on this one. It has been called the Union Jack for 400 years, before jacks came into use. The House of Lords has acknowledged the name Union Jack several times. A jack is a smaller flag, often based on the national flag of the country, and is worn by naval ships in port. Calling it the union flag instead of allowing it the digity of using its name is a myth arising from early political correctness. With apologies to Oscar Wilde, it is also called "The flag that dare not speak its name".

Can you please tell me what my dream means. Pretty please?

Q) my hole family were in a poolhaal but there where only broken sticks. My fiance played with one of the broken sticks but he did not want me to play with him.So i went outside and there were two lions and i had to run past them and go down a slide but the slide turned into a supertube and my clothes were wet.At the bottom i met a friend of mine who wanted to see my engagement ring.I had a ring on every finger but none of them were my engagement ring it was gone.Then i was in a room with stics with sharp points closing in on me.Suddenly i was back at home but my dead uncle was throuing dougnuts with his motorbike in front of our yard he had a bandanna on and he had a realy angry facial expression.I went into the house to tell my parents that my uncle was outside but they did not want to believe me they said that he is dead. My uncle's facial expression haunts me eversince,he was so angry.Please help me .I really want to know the meaning of my dream.Sorry for my bad english i am afrikaans

A) Fiancee borken stick: He's protecting you Two lions: Sounds like you're too sheltered and there are certain things in life that may seem like danger, but is really a challenge you need to face so you can become a stronger person. Uncle: Is there something your uncle and you have unresolved? Is he mad at another family member? Were your uncle and you close, so that he feels like you would be the only one who would have understood why he made that face. Engagement ring: Are you having cold feet over the wedding? Are you or your family not liking him too much. Either way dreams can be a way to work out your inner problems. Look at them as therapy. It also sounds like you care alot for everyone around you. Maybe even to the point that forgetting about yourself. And maybe you feel trapped, sheltered, or just not happy with your situation.

Vaseline has its uses........?

Q) Jim wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Jim a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Jim is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mum. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Jim remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

A) LMFAO. wow. good one.

A question of flags?

Q) I am an amateur vexilogist, a student of flags, their design, symbolism, history, use and the rest.. I now live in Asia after travelling for a little while in many countries and I have noticed that the British Union Jack or Union Flag is often worn as a fashion statement on anything from motorbike crash helmets to T-shirts, on jeans, underpants, and shoes. It appears far more often than other flags or national symbols. Many nations of course would be mortified at such a move but not the British, and thank God for that too. My query is why do so many people were another country’s flag on their clothes and why the Union Jack overwhelmingly?

A) I'm not Welsh, but I carry a welsh key ring...why? Well first it is a momento of the holidays I have enjoyed. Secondly I love the country and the people and like to support them. I wouldn't go so far as to paint a dragon on my face or wear a Tshirt....of any place!

Does anyone know where I can buy cheap motorbike clothing and accessories?

Q) I don't mind buying out of season or less fashionable, as long as it is good quality and a reasonable price. I believe some companies sell off old stock at warehouses and there are events & meets where companies sell excess or out of season stock. But I don't know where to look, can you help? Cheers.

A) try dennis kirk online @

Im in debate as whether to buy a new car or motorbike with some money that I am being given, what should I do?

Q) I am due to get a small amount of money and my aim is to spend it on transport but which type? I still have my bike clothing from when I had one before but summer will not last forever and a car in winter is much more practical. What should I do folks?

A) Well the weather is definitely a factor. Does it rain or snow quite a bit throughout the year were you live? If you don't need to carry passengers, I say the bike is the best route (always wear your helmet though!). Whenever I have a tough decision to make such as this, I pray to God for wisdom and enlightenment, ask him to show me the best path, and open and close the necessary doors, so that I will know what to do. It's also a good idea to write a list of pros and con, positives and negative to each choice. Then compare you list. That should help with the decision. Off the top of my head, I'd say a bike is more cool, and better for gas, but higher insurance most places.

riddle.....?

Q) ur a dective ur out one night and u find a boke dead in the ally he has 13 bikes on him he was not stranged by the bikes: the bikes are not: on his clothing tattoes metal push bikes motorbikes they are not hand made

A) A suit of playing cards, or any 13 random cards. Bicycles is the brand.

What Is The Name Of This French Song?!?

Q) It must be a new song as it is always on the music channel called '123SAT XTV' but it does not tell you who sings the songs which come on. Its a French song by a young female singer. In the video she is sitting in the passengers seat while her boyfriend drives through the city, but there is also a man on a motorbike following them, dressed in black clothes and helmet. It seems to be a very sad song. Towards the end you can see a tear rolling down her cheek as she hugs her boyfriend. The lights also go out as the man on the motorbike walks into the room. The singer has brown hair. Please help me as I can't find this song anywhere

A) The singer is called Vitaa, the song is called "A fleur de toi"

How much would you pay?

Q) How much would you pay for a bratz limo, bratz motorbike, bratz car and lots of bratz clothes? All in excellent condition?

A) I don't like Bratz, so it will be 0.

Traditional/Radical/Extremist Muslims...?

Q) Why would a fellow Muslim induce violence on fellow Muslims or non-Muslims as a "persuader" to follow your tenets of Islam? Doesn't that seem about as far away form spiritual as the east from the west? Extremists in Basra targeting women By JAY PRICE and ALI OMAR AL BASRI McClatchy Newspapers Map: Iraq STAR-TELEGRAM Map: Iraq BASRA, Iraq -- Women in Basra have become the targets of a violent campaign by religious extremists, who leave more than 15 female bodies scattered around the city each month, according to police. Maj. Gen. Abdel Jalil Khalaf, the commander of Basra's police, said Thursday that self-styled enforcers of religious law have threatened, beaten and sometimes shot women who they believe aren't sufficiently Muslim. "This is a new type of terror that Basra is not familiar with," he said. Often, he said, the "crime" is no more than wearing Western clothes or not wearing a head scarf. Before the U.S.-led invasion in March 2003, Iraq's constitution had rights enshrined for women that were among the broadest of any Arab or Islamic country. However, while the new constitution says that women are equal under the law, critics have condemned a provision that says no law can contradict the "established rulings" of Islam as weakening women's rights. The vigilantes patrol city streets on motorbikes or in cars with dark-tinted windows and no license plates. They accost women who aren't wearing the traditional robe and head scarf known as the hijab. Iraq's second-largest city is populated mostly by Shiite Muslims, so sectarian violence isn't a major problem. Security, however, has deteriorated as Shiite militias battle for power. British troops pulled out of the area last month. The violence is displacing the few members of religious minorities in the area. Fuad Na'im, one of a handful of Christians left in the city, said Thursday that the way his wife dressed made the whole family a target. "I was with my wife few days ago when two young men driving a motorbike stopped me and asked her about her clothes and why she doesn't wear hijab," he said. "When I told them that we are Christians, they beat us badly, and I would be dead if some people nearby hadn't intervened." That was enough, he said. "I'm about to leave the city where I was born and where my father and grandfather were buried, because I can't live in a place where we're asked about our clothes, food and drink," he added. Haha, so far I got extremist answers.......great. lol. If you are offended don't be offended at me, be offended at the people in the article.

A) To make the long story short for you, it has nothing to do with Islam. What we see in Iraq is a civil war politically rooted and both side use religion to justify their actions.

I have recently separated from my wife, she is denying me access to my personal items, what do i do?

Q) I maintain all payments towards the upkeep of the family home, however she has has changed the locks, will not allow me the keys to my Harley motorbike, maintains that I cannot remove it or my musical instruments from the family home as she needs them for her protection! She will not entertain dialgue on any level, it is her way or no way, she says she will sell all the items including my clothing, without my consent and against my wishes because she has posession, it is her entitlement, she says. Someone please help! Due to geography I am having difficulty finding a solicitor to take the case.

A) Time to tell your lawyer and then he can tell the judge. Make sure you're honest about everything. Good luck.

any of my fine PATRIOTS do what I did today ? I dragged a NEOKON into the recruiting office today.?

Q) Okay, so here I am driving down Elm Street right by Locos Clothes Cleaners and I see a huge pack of motorbikes driving by and at the end I see one motorbike trailing behind all of them and he pulled into the Shell station to refuel. I also pulled into the Shell station to buy a cold bottled water, and upon walking into the store I noticed he had a USA flag on the back of his bike and a yellow ribbon and some other neokon propaganda on his bike and I thought that instead of being wasting gas in USA, he should be in Irak fighting this war he supports. So I caught him by the ears and dragged him across the street to the US ARMY RECRUITING CENTER and busted open the door with my foot and threw him onto a chair in there. Due to it being Sunday, they are closed today, but bright and early at 8am when the office opens tomorrow he will be the first one there to sign up. He isn't going anywhere, I tipped his bike over, punctured his tires and ripped off his propagnada flags.

A) I expect you're lying - you'd have gotten the crap beat out of you for even trying that. You fantasize about assaulting someone you don't like, then lie (because YOU think it would've been a good thing) about having actually done it. You are a liberal.

CHRISTMAS PRESENT HELP please no silly answers?

Q) Hi people im 18 years old im currently recovering from a motorbike accident, fractured and disloctaed 5 metatarsals. My mum keeps asking what i want for Christmas.I've just finished my A-Levels. Things i already have - 42 inch plasma (in my room) - Nintendo wii - Motorbike - Nokia N93 - Skate Board - Surround Sound system - Laptop - Desktop Computer - PSP - Skater trainers - Aggressive skates Things i dont want - PS3 (little brothers getting one for crimbo) - X-box 360 (other brother got one for his birthday - Jewllery - iPod already had 2 - Car (im selling my motor bike to buy a car next year) - console games My budget is upto £500 my mum gets, me £500 worth of clothes and a main present every year..... im stumped please help I'm know im very fortunate for the things i have and i appreciate them i dont need people to tell me im spoilt. I don't need people to tell me i should donate to charity. I already helped raise money to build a school in affrica.

A) Yoga classes for when you get better tickets to a play summer trip

If we were all nudists, what would the grossest daily task be?

Q) I think taking someone on a motorbike ride, or letting someone borrow your bike!! What daily task, that is fine clothed, would be disgusting if we were all nudists eg - someone sitting on your chair...... haha only three people have answered so far, but all have been funny as! good laugh

A) I don't think I would be using public transportation